Rediculous uses of tractors

[jaybrad]

I have now read 9 pages of this thread and haven't seen a single one I would call ridiculous. Creative, therapeutic, entertaining, to be sure, but hardly ridiculous.

At least that's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Now you'll have to excuse me because I need to go place my beverage in the cup holder on my tractor, whilst I sit on it and admire what one can do with a simple tractor - and some carefully selected implements.



Jay

 

[Leejohn]

I know of a fella who got a DUI on a combine! ( It was a John Deere )

That's a good one. I see you are from ILL. That's were I was. Lee

 

[Minotbob]

I drive mine up and down the street to make my neighbors jealous.

If I did that in North Dakota they'd laugh at me and wonder what it was going to be when it grew up.

 

[RayCo]

I drive mine up and down the street to make my neighbors jealous.

I like that one. That wouldn't really work much where I live, since I often see a Case 580, a 3000-series Deere (I think), an L-series Kubota, and quite a few big old IH farm tractors driving up and down my road. I only drive my BX at night.

 

[Dirk Lately]

I've only had my tractor one day, but I quickly discovered I can use it to get my wife in the mood. If you know what I mean.

 

[skargo]

OK, an hour or so ago I put the push mower in the bucket, and fired it up. As I passed my wife, she gave me the "you're a goofy sonofagun" look. I took it up to the mailbox so I could clean up the area for our carrier.

Yeah, she should talk, she was sitting in a little plastic kiddie pool in the middle of our driveway

 

[lunbrjck]

I usually dump the cat litter pans in the bucket then drive up on the hill and dump the litter on a dirt pile I have been building. Saves on garbage bags.

 

[billbill1]

No Dirk, I really don't know what you mean!!

 

[Tig]

Ridiculous may not be the perfect word, but here is what I did last March.

 

[UpstateNYMarine]

The part that I love is that he left the snowblower on the back as ballast and there is tons of snow outside. That man wants his garage up ASAP...d@mn the weather!