Guys, I'm deeply and politically honored....Yadda, yadda, ya.... This feels suspiciously like being the last guy left holding the check at the bar. Besides, as far as I can see we've never needed a moderator even if I did know what one did.
So.... if elected, I promise to do darn near nothing....I'm just tickled to be here kicking the tires with my friends.
Yep. That's me. I grew up in the rural South and have one of those double first names that are kinda common down there. People call me by one, the other, or both... Not surprisingly, I'll answer to just about anything.
Roger, you can tell us, how did you get this highly coveted position?
Were you the only guy not present at the meeting when the moderator got elected?
Does this new lofty status allow you to moderate our consumption of liquified grain products?
This term moderate brings up all sorts of questions.