Sayings quoted incorrectly

   / Sayings quoted incorrectly #42  
The one that gets me is, flammable and inflammable mean the same thing....I think.

Thanks George
 
   / Sayings quoted incorrectly #44  
I came to work one morning, an one of my co-workers, (who happend to have been born deaf; and he wore hearing aids and read lips), was looking very bedraggled. I said "What's the matter D....?"
He said "Oh I got twode in jail last night"
I said, "Really? What for?"
He said "Distrubbin the peace".
Cracked me up.

They charged a deaf guy with disturbing the peace? Discrimination! If he had his hearing aids out, how would he even know? 🧐
 
   / Sayings quoted incorrectly #45  
They charged a deaf guy with disturbing the peace? Discrimination! If he had his hearing aids out, how would he even know? 🧐
He liked to get drunk, fight and woo the ladies. I'm pretty sure he deserved it.
 
   / Sayings quoted incorrectly #49  
The wife got mad when she saw me kick an ice cube I dropped under the refrigerator...She'll get over it and soon it will be just water under the fridge...!
BOOOO! You should have called the dogs.
 
   / Sayings quoted incorrectly #50  
I'm just a plain 'ol working guy that works in a field that uses pretty basic and direct language. However, during the pandemic, my wife who works in the corporate echelon of a large international company has been working from home and I get to hear the conference calls. It's almost comical to hear some of the people in these calls. It's like many of them are trying to dazzle the fellow attendees by trying to sound "hip" with their vernacular. It's funny how certain phrases or words will creep in for a while and then get phased out as new jargon comes around. I wish I could remember some of the best, but here's a few:

"OK Bob, let me unpack what you just said...."

"We need to consider the optics of this problem..."

"it sounds like we have a violent agreement on the issue..."

"we need to see if the juice is worth the squeeze..."

"we need to become a change agent..."

"circle back, align, pivot, in the weeds, bandwidth, ping, holistic, organic etc. etc."
 

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