Septic Tank Lid

   / Septic Tank Lid #51  
Was that the purple poop pumper?

"Yesterdays Meals on Wheels"

Those turd suckers sure do have a sense of humor, but I guess they have to!

-

They sure do have a sense of humor. I have a buddy who took a picture of a septic pumper truck with the slogan, "We pump what the competition talks," painted on the side.:laughing:
 
   / Septic Tank Lid #52  
There must be something fascinating about septic tank pumping :)

When I was a kid, most homes had town sewer service already, but once in awhile we would spot a "Honey Pot" in the neighborhood. Man, it was like the circus came to town. Every kid from blocks around would come running, to watch :laughing:

JB.
 
   / Septic Tank Lid #53  
Just had my tank pumped in late October and it cost $300 (said it's based on size of your tank). I was impressed with the young guy that did mine mostly b/c I didn't know the exact location of the tank but had an idea based on a clean out pipe back there.

He came, started "walking it to measure" and began digging - he said tanks are usually a standard so many feet down and over from the cleanout if there is one. My tank/lid was 4 feet down and he dug it all by hand. He pumped it, put lid back on, covered the dirt back over it and gone within an hour.
 
   / Septic Tank Lid #54  
"But wait there's more!"

"Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise cheerfully refunded."

"Support bacteria; it is the only culture we have left."

"Your Sh** Is Our Bread & Butter"

"We're Number 1 in the Number 2 Business."​

OK, enough bad homor for now.....:D

-
 
   / Septic Tank Lid
  • Thread Starter
#55  
Got the bill from the pumper man was $250. i was very pleased with that price.
 
   / Septic Tank Lid #58  
. Colored toilet paper is another lump. Always use white.

OK help me here. I'm not a real GQ kind of guy BUTTTTTTTTTT What other colors of TP are there?
 
   / Septic Tank Lid #59  
. Colored toilet paper is another lump. Always use white.

OK help me here. I'm not a real GQ kind of guy BUTTTTTTTTTT What other colors of TP are there?

White and Brown is all I've seen:laughing:
 
   / Septic Tank Lid #60  
They don't dump in a ditch, but it is common for them to "fertilize" the fields with it. Usually corn fields that is used for the livestock.

They used to allow that here. The started requiring that it be taken to a sewage plant after years of operators getting caught road dumping. Sometimes they would drive and dump at the same time. One guy admitted to dumping 140K gallons of waste in road ditches. They could make a lot more money by not speading it on a field, just pump & dump, they could do 5x the biz. Our pump fees went from $75 to $175 very quickly. And that was a few years ago. It's time to do ours, so I am sure it's gone up.
 

Tractor & Equipment Auctions

2019 INTERNATIONAL 4400 SBA 4X2 SERVICE TRUCK (A51406)
2019 INTERNATIONAL...
2014 TAKEUCHI TS70R WHEELED SKID STEER (A51242)
2014 TAKEUCHI...
1271 (A50490)
1271 (A50490)
UNUSED AGT QK18R EXCAVATOR (A51243)
UNUSED AGT QK18R...
John Deere (A50322)
John Deere (A50322)
2022 Bobcat E88 Excavator (RIDE AND DRIVE) (A50774)
2022 Bobcat E88...
 
Top