Ledgemere Farm
Veteran Member
A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show
it
off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes
speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door before
speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls
the
cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a
chance
to ask any questions, the Londoner starts screaming hysterically: "My
Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's
at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody
Londoners
are," he says."You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don't
notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a
time like this?" snaps the Londoner. The policeman replies, "Didn't you
realize that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The
Londoner looks down in absolute horror.
"Hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"
it
off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes
speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door before
speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls
the
cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a
chance
to ask any questions, the Londoner starts screaming hysterically: "My
Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's
at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody
Londoners
are," he says."You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don't
notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a
time like this?" snaps the Londoner. The policeman replies, "Didn't you
realize that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The
Londoner looks down in absolute horror.
"Hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"
