Storm Area 51

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You know that moment when it all becomes so clear. Some call it an epiphany others an ah ha event. Well I had me one of them situations today.
The illegal aliens, and yes they are here illegally, at Area 51 are from Mars.
Their planet years ago had water and an atmosphere. But they kept using fossil fuels, laughed at the farting cows, bypassed their vehicle emission controls, used fluorocarbons like there was no tomorrow and basically denied they were causing climate change.
Unfortunately for them they had no alien version of Al Gore.
Now they hide in Area 51 and lament what once was.
 
   / Storm Area 51 #113  
You know that moment when it all becomes so clear. Some call it an epiphany others an ah ha event. Well I had me one of them situations today.
The illegal aliens, and yes they are here illegally, at Area 51 are from Mars.
Their planet years ago had water and an atmosphere. But they kept using fossil fuels, laughed at the farting cows, bypassed their vehicle emission controls, used fluorocarbons like there was no tomorrow and basically denied they were causing climate change.
Unfortunately for them they had no alien version of Al Gore.
Now they hide in Area 51 and lament what once was.

Its....
AlGore!
 
   / Storm Area 51 #116  
More like, let's do a science experiment. Put a bigger meat computer in an ape and see what happens. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
 
   / Storm Area 51 #117  
You know that moment when it all becomes so clear. Some call it an epiphany others an ah ha event. Well I had me one of them situations today.
The illegal aliens, and yes they are here illegally, at Area 51 are from Mars.
Their planet years ago had water and an atmosphere. But they kept using fossil fuels, laughed at the farting cows, bypassed their vehicle emission controls, used fluorocarbons like there was no tomorrow and basically denied they were causing climate change.
Unfortunately for them they had no alien version of Al Gore.
Now they hide in Area 51 and lament what once was.

Didn't they get a free education and never had to work?
 
   / Storm Area 51 #119  
Not something I would want in this lifetime. I hate waiting for a meal in a crowded place. Show me where everyone is going, and I willl go someplace else!
 
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   / Storm Area 51 #120  
Have you seen the Kermit sipping tea meme? Some of y'all need to worry about raiding a Job Fair instead of Area 51...but that's none of my business
 

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