Suspension cup holders?

[kozal01]

I know this may not prevent all spills but this Toadfish coozie I got from Milwaukee will stick to anything smooth. Kept my beers cold and stationary this weekend.

 

[LittleBill21]

really don't know how anyone drinks anything carbonated. the vibrations have things flat in minutes.

 

[kozal01]

really don't know how anyone drinks anything carbonated. the vibrations have things flat in minutes.

Mine was fine.

 

[LittleBill21]

Mine was fine.

I have tried several times. I just gave up, stuff was flat in 20 minutes.

 

[Lucky_Ducky]

The implied social or emotional cost of convenience is greater to you than a basic solution?

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but that seems... silly.

It’s sarcasm considering I am asking about an air suspension system for beverages, i.e. the perfect example of bourgeois excess

 

[tacticalturnip]

Yeah, we need to get back to the basics for sure; ox and plow.