Suvivor Texas Style

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RJohnson

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Subject: Survivor, Texas style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style".


The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del
Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From
there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm
gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your
guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


Enjoy/w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif
Randy
 
   / Suvivor Texas Style #2  
OH, that's mean. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif Really mean. Where's the best spectator spots??
 
   / Suvivor Texas Style #3  
Well, that is going to be a waste of publicity 'cause they won't make it out of big D.

Patrick
 

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