Swimsuits & Tractors...

StoneHeartFarm · Jun 16, 2001

Hmmm, this is kinda sad. That poor girl can't get any attention unless she's sittin on the tractor.

"Maude! What the heck are ya doin? Get outta the way! I can't see my TRACTOR! What! Just look at that smudged wax! Now look what ya did!"

Wingnut · Jun 16, 2001

my neighbor ... single gal in her mid-30's mows dressed like that too ... but on a little lawn tractor. My wife gets awfukl suspicious if I crank up my lawn tractor after the neighbor starts mowing ... but usually I'm lucky and I start first ... so it's not like it's my fault I have to concentrate on that side of the yard, is it?

too bad that common sense ain't

jdkid · Jun 16, 2001

Hi ya wingnut
lookout for any roses

http://www.tractorbynet.com/cgi-bin...f&Number=50634&page=&view=&sb=&vc=1#Post50634

i have also heard of a local gal round here who worked on her tan while driving ,must have been a bit hard up could only buy 1/2 a swimsuit .lucky she lived up a side road but they had a hell of alot of door to door salesmen call in
catch ya
JD Kid