Swimsuits & Tractors...

[StoneHeartFarm]

Hmmm, this is kinda sad. That poor girl can't get any attention unless she's sittin on the tractor.

"Maude! What the heck are ya doin? Get outta the way! I can't see my TRACTOR! What! Just look at that smudged wax! Now look what ya did!"

 

[Wingnut]

my neighbor ... single gal in her mid-30's mows dressed like that too ... but on a little lawn tractor. My wife gets awfukl suspicious if I crank up my lawn tractor after the neighbor starts mowing ... but usually I'm lucky and I start first ... so it's not like it's my fault I have to concentrate on that side of the yard, is it?

too bad that common sense ain't

 

[jdkid]

Hi ya wingnut
lookout for any roses

http://www.tractorbynet.com/cgi-bin...f&Number=50634&page=&view=&sb=&vc=1#Post50634

i have also heard of a local gal round here who worked on her tan while driving ,must have been a bit hard up could only buy 1/2 a swimsuit .lucky she lived up a side road but they had a hell of alot of door to door salesmen call in
catch ya
JD Kid

 

[frank_f15]

HEY, i didn't get one of those with my tractor/w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif all i got was an orange hat.

 

[RPM]

I guess that along with a regular 'farmers tan' we should add a 'tractor tan'. That would be brown all over but with a white butt ...