tarred and feathered

[creekbend]

I have been married to my wife for 39 years. She has been my best friend and soulmate and lover. She is the Mother of our Children and the Grandmother of our Grandchildren. But I will testify to these two things(1) A Man will never understand a Woman completely (2) A Man will never win an argument with a Woman. They will always get in the last word, even if the last word is said while you are sleeping. Women do not forget anything. Or at least the things that are important to them. But one fact remains: when everything works out things are grand and when things don't work out, married life, at times, can be very frustrating. Everyone have a good day.:laughing:

 

[zonta223]

Creek, Chooks, are chickens down under. Need to learn how to speak like an Aussie. Don't think that your would want to know what a "Wanker" is. And the 9 ways the word "Bastard" is used. :laughing:

Chooks also refers to a gather of women and is a term of endearment by a husband describe his wife............"the old chook" etc...What really confuses people is the use of the term "Crook"....

Bob

 

[johnrex62]

Chooks also refers to a gather of women and is a term of endearment by a husband describe his wife............"the old chook" etc...What really confuses people is the use of the term "Crook"....

Bob

Sounds like an old euphemism we used here "Hen" and "Hen party", but that usually only referred to the older women and possibly less desirable unmarried women and occasionally in general as a subtle jab at groups of women. I always thought it was a jest at the amount of noise women made gossiping amongst each other akin to a bunch of hens clucking all the time.


Yes, I do have my target shirt on for any ladies who read this thread.

 

[vince smith]

I'm pleased to report that both the "chooks" and I have survived.
I broke the news to my missus by showing her this thread.
The "chooks" had a funny technic, Walk 2 steps pick,pick,repeated over and over and I'm suprised how good they ended up.
They didn't want to come near me for a pic, but I did the best I could.

regards vince.

 

[creekbend]

Chooks also refers to a gather of women and is a term of endearment by a husband describe his wife............"the old chook" etc...What really confuses people is the use of the term "Crook"....

Bob

That is similar to a Man or Husband calling his Wife or Girlfriend "My Old Lady". I use this metaphor as an endearment. I suppose some men may not, but I do. Just goes to show that everyone living on this Earth, though we are different, we are all members of the Human Race. In essence, we all can learn from each other, and hopefully as a result enrich our lives in the process. Here's hoping that everyone have a good evening.

 

[Jim Shooz]

Creek, And the 9 ways the word "Bastard" is used. :laughing:

It's not often used in an insulting way. Usually preceded by words like: stupid, mean, old, silly, dopey, funny. We have a pub in a remote community which doesn't have Lions or Rotary but if you get involved in those good deed activities, and are a regular at the pub you may. in time, be promoted to the status of "Good Bastard"
My neighbour calls out to me as "you silly old bxxxxrd" and while I'd rather not repeat what I call back to him, he still lets me drink his beer.

 

[Taylortractornut]

I worked on a Newholland feed grinder one time that the owner put a liquid molasses injector in it. He mixed wheat bales, hay, and molasses al lat the same time. WHat time it wasnt on fire during the repairs I was stuck to it with hay lol