TESLA Electric Truck?

   / TESLA Electric Truck? #51  
This truck is for the soy boy beta males that need something rugged to match their flannel when they go get their cup of cappuccino with their accessorized Yorkie/shiatsu Instagram ready dog.

This has a market, no doubt, but real man are not part of it.
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #52  
I'm still waiting for the regular cab version with a 8 foot box. The picture with the ATV in it has the suspension pretty much squashed, so I doubt I could haul much firewood.

It has air suspension, so it is lowered in that picture to demonstrate the easy loading. The rated cargo capacity is 3500 lbs, which will carry as much firewood as you could fit into the 6' 10" bed. Seems like you would have to be pretty short to sit in the back seat though.

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   / TESLA Electric Truck? #53  
The rated cargo capacity is 3500 lbs, which will carry as much firewood as you could fit into the 6' 10" bed.


Do you seriously believe that?
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #54  
It has air suspension, so it is lowered in that picture to demonstrate the easy loading. The rated cargo capacity is 3500 lbs, which will carry as much firewood as you could fit into the 6' 10" bed. Seems like you would have to be pretty short to sit in the back seat though.

tesla-cybertruck.jpg

Maybe the back seats have air suspension so you can lower them if you are over 4 feet tall. These smoke and mirror (ball and smashed window) shows are sure (hot) air powered.
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #55  
It's very obvious to me that some of you do not have marketing backgrounds :laughing:

He's generating more publicity than anyone!
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #56  
Looks like something I drew when I was 5....
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #58  
I will say this electric truck will go no where! How many batterys you gonna have ? What's the power# I cant wait till they come up with a electric plane!!
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #59  
Electric plane already circled the globe...

Next thing you know Elon will say he can build rocket ships for NASA... oh... wait he is doing it.
 
   / TESLA Electric Truck? #60  
Very angular....

Yeah- thinking a cross between a DeLorean, Lockheed F 117 Nighthawk, and the Land Master featured in Damnation Alley...

Tesla will likely save millions on stamping dies.

Order it with the optional Black Radiation-absorbent material and it is invisible to radar guns in speed traps.:D
 

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