Lou66
Veteran Member
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2012
- Messages
- 1,390
- Location
- Brazoria county where Texas began
- Tractor
- Deere 990/Montana 5740
Here we go boys and girls...
Welcome to the flight,,
we will fly to places you have never known..
Places you have never been..
Please set back and bucket up,,,, in case..
Our staff is trained in CPR also in GPS..
GPS only works nationwide..
Can you hear me now…
In case of emergence,,
Remember to kiss you azz good bye and lean forward with seatbelt in place..
I got a tractor it cuts grass with the proper equipment.. when it not to wet..
Good gracious my friends..
You want to know how to fly?.
Okay..
Go the Airport.. Park in the lower section.. Walk to the ticket agent counter.. Give them your credit card, , tell them where you would like to go and when you would like to come back.. They will take care of the rest.. I think they know someone in management..
Remember the steward can’t take cash for whiskey but they can take a tip if you put it in the their pocket..
They will smile and say I am not allow to take tips..
You can smile and say I know and thank you..
How many misspelled words can you find.. :laughing::laughing: Lou
Welcome to the flight,,
we will fly to places you have never known..
Places you have never been..
Please set back and bucket up,,,, in case..
Our staff is trained in CPR also in GPS..
GPS only works nationwide..
Can you hear me now…
In case of emergence,,
Remember to kiss you azz good bye and lean forward with seatbelt in place..
I got a tractor it cuts grass with the proper equipment.. when it not to wet..
Good gracious my friends..
You want to know how to fly?.
Okay..
Go the Airport.. Park in the lower section.. Walk to the ticket agent counter.. Give them your credit card, , tell them where you would like to go and when you would like to come back.. They will take care of the rest.. I think they know someone in management..
Remember the steward can’t take cash for whiskey but they can take a tip if you put it in the their pocket..
They will smile and say I am not allow to take tips..
You can smile and say I know and thank you..
How many misspelled words can you find.. :laughing::laughing: Lou