Texas Legend Returns

   / Texas Legend Returns #2  
Caution Jelly, anyone casting their eyes upon the Chupacabra will lose their ears and nose within 48 hours even if it only a picture..so be careful here..I heard a rumor ..it must be true.
 
   / Texas Legend Returns
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Caution Jelly, anyone casting their eyes upon the Chupacabra will lose their ears and nose within 48 hours even if it only a picture..so be careful here..I heard a rumor ..it must be true.


Let the tall tales begin.


And eddie if you don't have one why not?


Later tater,

Jack
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #4  
I've never seen a chupacabra, but this morning I did have a cupojava.
:laughing:
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #5  
..........and by the way, I asked the bigfoot living in the woods behind my house and he said them there chuppycabras don't exist.

Mark
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #6  
Last time I changed the oil in my car, I left a few quart bottles of used 10W-30 in the shed. On Saturday, one of them was empty. We have stories in Virginia of a similar creature we call the chupacastrol -- I believe 'em now.
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #7  
I'm with the animal expert that shot the thing...I'll wait for the DNA analysis/ID
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #8  
Finally! maybe someone will buy my story. I roped one last week. I was out prowlin' for slicks (un-notched calves) on one of my not-so-old nags and one came at us out of the brush. My old, er, I mean not-so-old nag swapped ends and headed to the corral when finally I put the brakes on him and got him turned around. All the snortin' and fartin' and commotion that me and my old, er, I mean not-so-old, jug headed, glue-bottle-on-four-feet was makin' SKEERED that little runt right back the other way. We let out after him and he zigged when we zagged but me and my old, er, I mean not-so-old cayuse caught up with him. Now, don't get me wrong that skunky little creature ain't no Susie! He gave a pretty good fight but he ain't no match to a 60' twine and a John Blocker loop! My first throw, well, that little snipe found the hole and slipped right through it like the greased pig that he is. I gathered the slack, turned my old, er, I mean not-so-old bronc right up his trail and away we went. After some not-so-easy trail ridin' we caught up with that little oinker in the wash and ran him into a boxed canyon! He commenced to tryin' to find his way out of that trap vertical style but this time we had him. I throwed the pertiest flat loop you ever did see right over him and drew slack. Dallied as pretty as you please and headed out of that wash. We found us a good, stout blackjack oak and necked that little porky pine right up and tied him off. I baled off of my old, er, I mean not-so-old caballo and went at him like a couger! I clamped down on his right ear with my two front teeth and he simmered right down long enough for me to whip out my newly sharpened frog sticker and notched his left ear like the little whipped pup that he is! Well, me and old, er, not-so-old mustang we turned him loose and let him run off to find the rest of that herd of capa....capaccinis....capaccinos or what ever you call those little not-so-tough piglets. Well, It took me a while to tell it but only because it's a little tall but don't you fret it, them little Opossums ain't near as mean as some folks think they are. :D:thumbsup:
 
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   / Texas Legend Returns #9  
Saw a link to the cbs story on Yahoo yesterday and watched it. My wife and i saw a monster quest show on discovery or something like that years ago describing the cupicabra. I thought that it was in mexico, well thats close enough, they also had something similar in S. america in like brazil. If not for that show i would have had no idea what a chupicabra was. I think that is some kind of either wierd genetic defficient cyote, maybe a litter since 2 were killed or a mangy set of cyotes that have something causing them to loose all their hair.
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #10  
I have a pair of 'em on my place.

They aren't much to look at, but they keep the Yeti's, Extraterrestrials, and my mother-in-law away.


Big Al
 
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..........and by the way, I asked the bigfoot living in the woods behind my house and he said them there chuppycabras don't exist.

Mark

They have a song for people like you....

It starts like this: "oooooooooooooonllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"



:laughing:


J
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #13  
They found one in my county near Lake Bridgeport, but it turned out after DNA testing that it was a hairless "coon-acabra." It is reported to have viciously attacked veggie gardens, bird feeders, deer feeders, and pet food bowls.
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #14  
They found one in my county near Lake Bridgeport, but it turned out after DNA testing that it was a hairless "coon-acabra." It is reported to have viciously attacked veggie gardens, bird feeders, deer feeders, and pet food bowls.

Like I said, DEEP! The taller the better!:laughing:
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #16  
I think what they found was a coyote with mange.
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #17  
If you ask my kids, they'll tell you that the Cupicabra lives in a cage at our house. They refuse to feed it as it will agressively try to attack when they get near the cage. I end up having to do the feeding as I'm the only one it doesn't attack.:laughing:
 

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If you ask my kids, they'll tell you that the Cupicabra lives in a cage at our house. They refuse to feed it as it will agressively try to attack when they get near the cage. I end up having to do the feeding as I'm the only one it doesn't attack.:laughing:

ya know if you show a picture of a jackolope next I am gonna have to think about how serious to take your stories!!!:laughing:

J
 
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   / Texas Legend Returns #19  
ya know if you show a picture of a jackolope next I am gonna have to think about how serious to take your stories!!!:laughing:

J

Well.....................................

...They did have a small mounted one at the last Highland Cattle meeting we went to in late May.:D
 
   / Texas Legend Returns #20  
You could say that it's kind of a zoo around here.

Here are the birds with the drumsticks that Treemonkey was refering to in my thread.
 

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