Chuck52
Veteran Member
The University of Toronto recently announced
the discovery of the heaviest element thus far
discovered by science. This new element has been
named "Adminstratium."
Adminstratium is comprised of
1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons
and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are bound
together by a force called morons, which are in turn
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.
Since Adminstratium has no electrons, it is inert.
It can, however, be detected when it serves as an
"anti-catalyst," impeding every reaction with
which it comes into contact. A minute amount of
Adminstratium will cause a single reaction to take place over a
span of several months when it normally would occur in
a matter of seconds.
Adminstratium has a normal half-life of 3 years,
but instead of decaying as normally would be the
case, it undergoes a process of reorganization. In this
reorganization process a portion of the assistant
neutrons, deputy neutrons, and assistant deputy
neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Adminstratium's mass actually increases over time -- each
reorganization results in some morons transforming
into neutrons, resulting in the creation of
isodopes.
This moron-promoting characteristic has led to
speculation among some members of the scientific
community that Adminstratium is formed whenever
the quantity of morons reaches an as-yet-unknown
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as critical morass.
the discovery of the heaviest element thus far
discovered by science. This new element has been
named "Adminstratium."
Adminstratium is comprised of
1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons
and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are bound
together by a force called morons, which are in turn
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.
Since Adminstratium has no electrons, it is inert.
It can, however, be detected when it serves as an
"anti-catalyst," impeding every reaction with
which it comes into contact. A minute amount of
Adminstratium will cause a single reaction to take place over a
span of several months when it normally would occur in
a matter of seconds.
Adminstratium has a normal half-life of 3 years,
but instead of decaying as normally would be the
case, it undergoes a process of reorganization. In this
reorganization process a portion of the assistant
neutrons, deputy neutrons, and assistant deputy
neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Adminstratium's mass actually increases over time -- each
reorganization results in some morons transforming
into neutrons, resulting in the creation of
isodopes.
This moron-promoting characteristic has led to
speculation among some members of the scientific
community that Adminstratium is formed whenever
the quantity of morons reaches an as-yet-unknown
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as critical morass.