The Earth is Enough

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Latest book: De Re Metallica by Georgius Agricola. The translation, anyway. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
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Ah, the joys of reading. Anything, everything, anywhere, anytime, from the sides of cereal boxes to fiction and non-fiction. Nowadays, I spend a lot of time finding interesting things on the web to read. I get hooked into various authors and voraciously read everything they've written. I do a lot of light reading -- latest is Tim Dorsey's slightly sick but hilarious and satirical series about criminals and life in Florida, and all of Dan Brown's stuff (The DaVinci Code).

But, the most fun of all is Barnes and Noble. We go at least twice a month and spend an entire evening. We wander around and pick up all the how-to books (the latest is Florida native landscaping), and anything else that attracts our fancy, carry them all to a table in the Starbucks cafe in the middle of the store, leaf through them, take notes (on native plants and such), note down interesting websites referenced in magazines, then, near closing time, leave them all on the table for the clerks to put away, and leave, maybe buying one book, maybe not.

It's a tradition at B&N that they encourage. No more clerks saying, "Hey, this isn't a library, if you want to read that, buy it!" Besides, we never go there that we don't see two or three of our friends doing the same thing. It's almost like the old general store and the cracker barrel conversations.

But, the key is reading. Manuals (I'm one who reads them first), how-to's, catalogs, magazines, newspapers, news sites, fiction, non-fiction (especially history), and my favorite, historical fiction, in which the events are accurate but the conversations are imagined. Law books, the Bible, biographies -- in fact, everything but poetry -- I never got my head into that.
 
   / The Earth is Enough #23  
With tractors, and farming ideas, check out the Roger Welsch book; Busted tractors/Rusted Knuckles, Love Sex and Tractors, Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor, ect.
 
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OkeeDon

I can never seem to find an open chair at our Barnes and Noble. Very popular place. I could live there. I bought that "famous" book, Living on an Acre by the US Dept. of Agriculture, but found it largely a waste. I read all the Quality Deer Management stuff on woodlot and habitat management. For those interested Outdoorsman's Edge publisher just released a book titled "Wildlife and Woodlot Management: How to Care for Your Land for Pleasure and Profit" or some such title. I should receive it this week. I'll keep you all posted on what I think.
 
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<font color="blue"> I can never seem to find an open chair at our Barnes and Noble. </font>

The Starbucks café is centrally located on a raised platform, with several tables and chairs. We have developed a technique of casually circling the platform, pretending to look at book displays, while keeping a vulture eye out on the tables from our peripheral vision.

The real fun came the first couple of times we went there. I don't drink coffee, so I searched the menu board and finally found diet cola in the small print in one corner, almost as if they were embarrassed to admit they had it. My wife asked for coffee. I searched the menu board and finally told her, "I don't think they have any coffee." She looked, and had no clue about the offerings, never having encountered a frappidoodle mocha or a raspberry whippeditup. Finally, I asked a clerk, "Do you have plain coffee?" He replied, "Tall, Venti or Grande?" I figured she'd want a fairly big coffee, so I replied, "Tall." When he returned with the smallest cup, I finally figured out that the place is named "Starbucks" because they must come from another planet.

We usually go there straight from dinner, which is good, because I usually don't have enough money with me to buy a brownie, let alone a slice of cheesecake. I may never have that much money with me, even for a trip to DisneyWorld.

My sophisticated, 33 year old son laughs at us. I think he may have been abducted by a UFO and transported to the planet where Starbucks is from, because he speaks the language, and orders stuff that seems to go through 4 or 5 steaming, bubbling and spinning machines before it gets into his cup.
 
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As long as we are talking about whisky (note the spelling for Scotch), and to introduce a note of controversy, being from Scotland there can only be one worth drinking. /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif (I'm looking for a foxhole to hide in right now, there's sure to be incoming). Fill the glass with ice, pour the whisky, let the ice melt a little, start sipping. I don't drink a lot of liquor being a beer and wine man but the occasional glass, sitting in the recliner with a good book ... that's what evening time is all about.

When I was traveling a lot for work I never left home without at least 3 books. Ever since I "retired", I don't think I've read more than a dozen modern novels. These days it's all how-to books, repair manuals and fantasy shopping catalogues. The Northern Tool catalogue can keep me happy for weeks. I must admit that I have rediscovered the classics from my childhood and get a great deal of pleasure from rereading them. There's a reason why the Huck Finn's and Moby Dick's of this world were considered compulsory reading when you were a child.
 

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