Uno:
Here are the answers you request:
Altitude of running boards: None, I have ORU steps under each door. Running boards are too Yuppie, I farm.
Size of tires: 305X75 R 16 Goodyear All terrain TAKO's
4 Wheel Drive: Yes, all our vehicles are, we live in the country, in the snow and mud belt, on a dirt road.
Behind on payments: It's paid for.
Doors: 4, It's an XLT Lariat. Opted out of the leather though.
# Broken windows: None. All power windows work.
# of empty beer cans/pop cans under seat: None. I don't consume alcohol. I don't smoke in the truck and I have a littler bag.
Rusted floorboards: No rust.
Cracked windshield: Answered above.
Non working items: None
AM Radio: Am-Fm-CD. I only listen to WJR on AM.
8 Track: None. I am a rock and roller.
Pit Bull: No. Golden Lab On my take on animals, you will have to ask TBYNetter BoonDox.
Air horns: No. I have enough power and brakes not to need them.
Roll Bar: Maybe a 6 point cage someday.
Steer Horns on hood: We raise Percheron Horses, no horns needed.
Musical Horns: I live NORTH of the Mason Dixon Line.
David Duke sticker: Don't do bumper stickers.
BOCEHPUS sticker: I don't know what it is. The only sticker I might have would be a PETA sticker, People Eating Tasty Animals.
Red man tobacco sticker: None, don't do that either.
Other miscellaneous stickers: None
12 foot CB antenna: I have a cell phone antenna.
Illegally altered CB transmitter: I have a Palomar 200 watt kicker in my big truck. (See attached photo)
Spitoon: I don't even smoke in my truck.
Mudflaps: Yes. Keeps the paint from getting sandblasted on our dirt road.
Curb Feelers: I can't see the curbs, the truck sits too high!!
Shot guns in back window: None, maybe an automatic pistol under the seat, however.