Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
operating
> table.
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
> operating table,
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything
> inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says,
> "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them
> is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You
> know, I like construction workers, those guys always understand
> when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
> the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth
> surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.
> Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are
> interchangeable."
operating
> table.
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
> operating table,
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything
> inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says,
> "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them
> is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You
> know, I like construction workers, those guys always understand
> when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
> the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth
> surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.
> Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are
> interchangeable."
