These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty

   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #1  

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Well for a change the war on terror hasn't made headline news here.

But guess what, now all we hear about today how your Pres. has a shiner because he fell off the couch by choking on a pretzel...............

Oh well it breaks the monotony I suppose.

Funny story though you have to admit !!

Cheers
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #2  
Now, the rest of the story.....

Choking on a pretzel... maybe. Could it have been a couple of adult pops - maybe.

The truth lies somewhere in between.... /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

Terry
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #3  
Fell off the couch while watching football and eating pretzels.

Maybe I'm more cut out to be president than I thought. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #4  
And at least he doesn't think so much of himself that he can't laugh at himself.

The last one had as much personality as a wet roll of toilet paper.
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #6  
I musta liked him better than you did, since I noticed, huh? /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #7  
You gotta be confusing Bill with Al. Love him or hate him, no one can accuse Bill of having no personality.

Chuck
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #8  
Chuck - You are correct, of course. I sit corrected once again. What I meant to say was "He had the personality of a wet roll of toilet paper." A singularly useless item, in my book, but one it's hard to be ambivalent about.
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #9  
I was watching the noon news on our local TV station yesterday. After they did the story on our leader and his killer pretzels, it was time for the ads to start. Guess which one was first? Rold Gold Pretzels!!!! That was the very first time I saw that ad, so I don't know if the TV station has a sense of humor, or it was just coincidence. Only in America!!!
Joe W.
 
   / These Pretzels are Makin Me Thirsty #10  
Mark,

No truer words may be spoken.....

Just to clarify, B is before C in the alphabet - and in my book as well. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

Terry
 

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