People who can't make up their mind...
Waiter: "Are you ready to order maam?"
Sharn Jean: "Yes. How is the meatloaf here. Is it good"?
Waiter: "I've never had it maam, but I'm sure it's good. We serve a lot of it."
Sharn Jean: "What comes with it?"
Waiter: "The sides are listed there on the bottom right hand side of the menu. We have seasoned green beans, cottage fries, braized mushrooms, steamed vegetables, mashed potatoes and grilled squash".
Sharn Jean: "I'll have the seasoned green beans, the braized mushrooms...and can I substitute french fries for the mashed potatoes?"
Waiter: "Yes maam, I'll do that for you".
Sharn Jean: "I think I'll have the catfish. Is it good here?
Waiter: "Yes maam, it's very good. I recommend it"
Sharn Jean: "How many pieces do you get?"
Waiter: "Usually two large pieces, sometimes three smaller pieces."
Sharn Jean: "Good. That's what I'll have. Do you have unsweetened tea?"
Waiter: "Yes maam".
Sharn Jean: "Is it brewed tea?"
Waiter: "Yes maam, that's the only kind we have"
Sharn Jean: "Good. I can't stand instant tea. I'll have unsweetened tea then."
Waiter: "And you sir, what would you like?"
Me: "I'd like the chicken fry, mashed potatoes and gravy, braized mushrooms, seasoned green beans and water to drink"
Waiter: "Thank you sir."
P.S. I hope Sharn Jean doesn't read this.
