Jeff396
Veteran Member
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You
must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer I will give you a life span of
sixty years." The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough
life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And
God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life
span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long
to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back
the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said,
"How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what
I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,
enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What?
Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll
take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the
ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That
makes eighty, okay?" Okay," said God. "You've got a
deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the
next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten
years we sit in front of the house and bark at
everybody.
Jeff
must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer I will give you a life span of
sixty years." The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough
life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And
God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life
span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long
to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back
the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said,
"How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what
I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,
enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What?
Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll
take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the
ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That
makes eighty, okay?" Okay," said God. "You've got a
deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the
next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten
years we sit in front of the house and bark at
everybody.
Jeff
