DaNag
Silver Member
Pardon the intrusion and non-response, but this discussion is too closely related to my favorite joke of all time. Must...share...
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Guy driving down the road passes a farm, and sees a farmer. Behind the farmer, in a pen, is a pig with one wooden leg. Curiosity gets the better of him, and he stops.
"Hey Mister - why's your pig got one wooden leg?"
Farmer says..."That pig - amazing pig! Last year, the house was on fire. Pig ran inside, woke us all up, and saved our lives. Amazing pig!"
"OK - but why the wooden leg?"
Farmer says..."That pig - amazing pig! Last year, tractor rolled over on me in a ditch, and pinned me to the ground. Pig ran over, pushed the tractor away, and drug me to safety. Amazing pig!"
"Yeah, yeah...but come on. What's with the wooden leg?"
Farmer says..."Well...you wouldn't want to eat a pig like that all at once!"
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Guy driving down the road passes a farm, and sees a farmer. Behind the farmer, in a pen, is a pig with one wooden leg. Curiosity gets the better of him, and he stops.
"Hey Mister - why's your pig got one wooden leg?"
Farmer says..."That pig - amazing pig! Last year, the house was on fire. Pig ran inside, woke us all up, and saved our lives. Amazing pig!"
"OK - but why the wooden leg?"
Farmer says..."That pig - amazing pig! Last year, tractor rolled over on me in a ditch, and pinned me to the ground. Pig ran over, pushed the tractor away, and drug me to safety. Amazing pig!"
"Yeah, yeah...but come on. What's with the wooden leg?"
Farmer says..."Well...you wouldn't want to eat a pig like that all at once!"