rf33
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And if momma aint happy long enough, poppa is going to be unhappy with 1/2 of his stuff.
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rozett
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Here is a set of rules that iwas given once. Don't remember where they came from, but I have found it to VERY helpful to follow them... especially with a wife and three daughters! /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif
The Rules
1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.
3. No man can possible know all the rules.
4. If the woman suspects that the man knows all the rules, she must change some or all of the rules.
5. The woman is never wrong.
6. If the woman is wrong it is because of a misunderstanding which was a result of something the man did or said wrong.
7. If #6 applies, the man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The woman can change her mind at any moment in time.
9. The man must never change his mind without written consent from the woman.
10. The woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The man must remain calm at all times, unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The woman must, under no circumstances, let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the woman has PMS, all rules are null and void.
Now that you know all the rules... Have a Nice Day!
The Rules
1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.
3. No man can possible know all the rules.
4. If the woman suspects that the man knows all the rules, she must change some or all of the rules.
5. The woman is never wrong.
6. If the woman is wrong it is because of a misunderstanding which was a result of something the man did or said wrong.
7. If #6 applies, the man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The woman can change her mind at any moment in time.
9. The man must never change his mind without written consent from the woman.
10. The woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The man must remain calm at all times, unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The woman must, under no circumstances, let the man know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the woman has PMS, all rules are null and void.
Now that you know all the rules... Have a Nice Day!
Egon
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I would assume you are refering to
" SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED "
Egon [he who must obey]
" SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED "
Egon [he who must obey]
CSAW
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<font color=red>13. If the woman has PMS, all rules are null and void.
<font color=black> Hey Bruce, You know why they call it PMS?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Well I better move along before wife gets out of shower.
<font color=black> Hey Bruce, You know why they call it PMS?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Well I better move along before wife gets out of shower.
frank_f15
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was most definetly your fault!!! i bet u parked that dumb old tractor and did not leave your flashers going/w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif without flashing lights, how was she suposed to see it?
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Of course you all know the definition for PMS don't you. It stands for "Pack My Suitcase". Always a good time for a weeklong trip.