Todays Joke

[Fireman_dcb]

Enjoy!

Little Freddy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Freddy. "Giving up?"

 

[Anonymous Poster]

Picture says enough

 

[Gary_in_Indiana]

My first reaction was, "That's great. I'm going to have a lot of fun with that picture."

A moment later I thought, "I'm going to get into a lot of trouble with that picture, too" /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[Ridgerunner_WVa]

Guys I cannot reply to or post any jokes....I am allowed 2 posts a month (I am on probation)...../w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gifand I just made my 2 nd post....../w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif I am trying very hard to behave myself...........Ridgerunner/AKA:Scott_IN_WVa/Hillbilly................I gotta go....