Tractor marital issues

Hawghauler · Jul 21, 2010

Okay,

Here I sit in the middle east squeezing out a meager living the hard way so my beloved wife of many years can live the good life floating in peaches and cream. To ease her toils around the place I buy a Kioti DS4110 so she need never shovel, push or pull again with her hands. Today it arrived. Does she send me a picture? NO! Quote: You'll see it next time you are home and it looks just like the one on their website. Dare I cry spousal abuse? I feel betrayed. This is the ultimate infidelity. Women, don't trust them. I may need a group man hug. BTW, this doesn't belong in the photo section because there isn't one, but I am hopeful there will be soon.

jayste · Jul 21, 2010

Hawghauler said:
Okay,

Here I sit in the middle east squeezing out a meager living the hard way so my beloved wife of many years can live the good life floating in peaches and cream. To ease her toils around the place I buy a Kioti DS4110 so she need never shovel, push or pull again with her hands. Today it arrived. Does she send me a picture? NO! Quote: You'll see it next time you are home and it looks just like the one on their website. Dare I cry spousal abuse? I feel betrayed. This is the ultimate infidelity. Women, don't trust them. I may need a group man hug. BTW, this doesn't belong in the photo section because there isn't one, but I am hopeful there will be soon.

What is wrong with that woman?! Does she have no feelings?! Denying a man of a picture of his tractor!! Does she enjoy applying suffering and pain to her hard working spouse? I think there are laws in the books against such cruelty! Not even a peek??? AAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!:laughing:

dave1949 · Jul 21, 2010

Cruel and Unusual Spousal Abuse, that's what it is plain and simple.
Dave.

sweettractors · Jul 21, 2010

I agree, spousal abuse, infidelity, not trustworthy, betrayal. Hey, these things are grounds for Divorce around here. But, on second thought, that would keep you and the tractor apart once you do get home. Bad Idea

Ken Sweet

955er · Jul 21, 2010

women:

Can't live with em....

beenthere · Jul 21, 2010

But she didn't tell you she was driving it around, and putting it to the "test".

So she is really going easy on you, and being kind.

beppington · Jul 21, 2010

As always, it could be worse: What if she had somebody breaking it in for you?!

jinman · Jul 21, 2010

You did it all wrong. . . . You have to make them think it is about them. You should have asked for a picture of her with the new tractor so you'd have her picture as a pinup. You gotta play to their vanity.

beppington · Jul 21, 2010

jinman said:
You did it all wrong. . . . You have to make them think it is about them. You should have asked for a picture of her with the new tractor so you'd have her picture as a pinup. You gotta play to their vanity.

Good point! Or ... Maybe he could play to her we-ain't-gettin'-ripped-off concern; Maybe he could tell her he needs a pic to verify it was delivered with the ____ (some technical thing, I dunno, maybe draft control, or the correct tires, you the fill in the blank) he ordered.