Tractor marital issues

[Hawghauler]

Okay,

Here I sit in the middle east squeezing out a meager living the hard way so my beloved wife of many years can live the good life floating in peaches and cream. To ease her toils around the place I buy a Kioti DS4110 so she need never shovel, push or pull again with her hands. Today it arrived. Does she send me a picture? NO! Quote: You'll see it next time you are home and it looks just like the one on their website. Dare I cry spousal abuse? I feel betrayed. This is the ultimate infidelity. Women, don't trust them. I may need a group man hug. BTW, this doesn't belong in the photo section because there isn't one, but I am hopeful there will be soon.

 

[jayste]

Okay,

Here I sit in the middle east squeezing out a meager living the hard way so my beloved wife of many years can live the good life floating in peaches and cream. To ease her toils around the place I buy a Kioti DS4110 so she need never shovel, push or pull again with her hands. Today it arrived. Does she send me a picture? NO! Quote: You'll see it next time you are home and it looks just like the one on their website. Dare I cry spousal abuse? I feel betrayed. This is the ultimate infidelity. Women, don't trust them. I may need a group man hug. BTW, this doesn't belong in the photo section because there isn't one, but I am hopeful there will be soon.

What is wrong with that woman?! Does she have no feelings?! Denying a man of a picture of his tractor!! Does she enjoy applying suffering and pain to her hard working spouse? I think there are laws in the books against such cruelty! Not even a peek??? AAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!:laughing:

 

[dave1949]

Cruel and Unusual Spousal Abuse, that's what it is plain and simple.
Dave.

 

[sweettractors]

I agree, spousal abuse, infidelity, not trustworthy, betrayal. Hey, these things are grounds for Divorce around here. But, on second thought, that would keep you and the tractor apart once you do get home. Bad Idea Ken Sweet

 

[955er]

women:

Can't live with em....

 

[beenthere]

But she didn't tell you she was driving it around, and putting it to the "test".

So she is really going easy on you, and being kind.

 

[beppington]

As always, it could be worse: What if she had somebody breaking it in for you?!

 

[jinman]

You did it all wrong. . . . You have to make them think it is about them. You should have asked for a picture of her with the new tractor so you'd have her picture as a pinup. You gotta play to their vanity.

 

[beppington]

You did it all wrong. . . . You have to make them think it is about them. You should have asked for a picture of her with the new tractor so you'd have her picture as a pinup. You gotta play to their vanity.

Good point! Or ... Maybe he could play to her we-ain't-gettin'-ripped-off concern; Maybe he could tell her he needs a pic to verify it was delivered with the ____ (some technical thing, I dunno, maybe draft control, or the correct tires, you the fill in the blank) he ordered.

 

[rekees4300]

Thank you for your service! :thumbsup: Maybe she wont send a picture because there's another man sitting on that tractor!? ... kidding

 

[Hawghauler]

Thank you for your service! :thumbsup: Maybe she wont send a picture because there's another man sitting on that tractor!? ... kidding

Nah, no man could be THAT cruel. He'd at least have sent a picture.

 

[Hawghauler]

Maybe she does love me, although whips would have hurt less than making me wait 12 hours for a picture.

 

[dcyrilc]

Maybe she does love me, although whips would have hurt less than making me wait 12 hours for a picture.

Awsome looking tractor. Looks like she was busy getting that small tiger there to guard it.:thumbsup:

 

[Hawghauler]

That is Agent Orange. Mice county wide tremble at the mere mention of his name.

 

[dcyrilc]

That is Agent Orange. Mice county wide tremble at the mere mention of his name.

Wow, a miniture secret agent tiger at that. The misses must prize that new tractor pretty highly.:thumbsup:

 

[dodge man]

Hey thats my cat, bring it back!

 

[Malvern]

My wife said the other day if she can't have another horse I have to sell my John Deere!

Guess what, we have another horse!

Welcome to the "He Man's Woman Haters club"!

Malvern

 

[jimmyj]

Glad you got your picture. Whew, that musta been tough.

He Man Woman Haters Club - Ask.com

 

[doall]

I like. She just made you wait to let the anticipation build. :thumbsup:

 

[buckeyefarmer]

I don't get it either. Just the other day I was driving along, and drove by a tractor lot. I mean, what does most farm raised guys do, but pull out his camera and snap a few pictures. :laughing: she says, why you taking pictures, you ain't buying another one! :laughing: Hey, I got my pictures!!!