Tractor Obsession

[Devildog]

If you spend more time with your tractor than with your Wife /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[johnday]

.....Your trucks stay outside, and your tractor inside in the winter. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Bird]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Your trucks stay outside, and your tractor inside in the winter )</font>

That was me, too, and not just in the winter, but year round. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[ejtaylor822]

.......Your tractor is cleaner than any of the cars you own.

.......Your buddies invite you to go out with them after work but you would rather go home and bush hog.

.......You go to the bathroom just to re-read the manuals.

.......Your in-laws ask how the baby is doing and you tell them you worked her pretty hard for about 10 hours this weekend clearing brush, but, they were talking about the new grandbaby.

.......A 10-minute trip to the store and back to pick up milk is a major inconvenience, but, a 4 hour trip to TSC, Agri Supply or any tractor store to "look around" is time well spent.

.....You know by memory every filter cross reference for each filter on your tractor, can sorrowfully recount the date, time, place and activity for every dent and scratch, know the precise capacity for every fluid, tire pressure and operating temperature, but, you can't remember why your wife sent you to the store without writing it down.

And finally,

.......You watch the Tour de France to identify the tractors. Peloton Forum

 

[hobbyfarm]

...if you wake up in the middle of the night to "check on" your tractor.

...if you wake up in the middle of the night to use your tractor.

...if you wake up in the middle of the night to start it just to hear it.

 

[gmsssi]

.......your idea of checking e-mail is logging on TBN

.......your home page is TBN

.......your tractor has a security system installed

 

[Gatorboy]

... you have a picture of your tractor in your signature.

 

[PineRidge]

... you have the ability to shut signature pictures off, but you choose not to so that you can view them anyway. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[slowrev]

When you spend more time with your tractor than your beamer ?
Of course I have to agree with the when you wax it response /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ben

 

[Gatorboy]

<font color="blue"> ( you have the ability to shut signature pictures off ) </font>

I wish this was true. You can turn signatures OFF, but not pictures within the signatures.