Tractor Obsession

[Soundguy]

IF:

Your tractor is in a garage and your car/truck sets out in the yard.

You spend more time working 'on' your tractor than 'with' your tractor.


You make up excuses, or 'find' work to use the tractor on.

You have more tractors than you have acerage.

Soundguy

 

[awlchu]

If:

You actually listen to your wife and always respond "Yes Deere".

 

[gmsssi]

So and such the critic!

 

[hitekcountry]

If during the divorce it’s the only thing that is not negotiable, I’m keeping the tractor!! /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[daedong]

<font color="blue">If during the divorce it’s the only thing that is not negotiable, I’m keeping the tractor!! </font>

What else could i divorce, other than my tractor

 

[PineRidge]

GatorBoy I just turned the signatures off to check for myself and gmsssi's signature picture disappeared, poof......

I like it so I'm turning it back on..........

 

[gmsssi]

Thanks!

 

[AndyM]

Testing...

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[TractorLegend]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( IF:
You spend more time working 'on' your tractor than 'with' your tractor.
)</font>
I'm starting a support group...
"How does that make you feel when she says that about your tractor...?
You guys will be glad to know that for say 3500.00 plus airfare and a couple two day follow-ups you will be ready for society and also be able to eat at the table again and not cut the meat with your Leatherman. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"

 

[kensfarm]

"I'm starting a support group..."

I was thinking more along the lines of a Tractor Club.. kinda like a Hunting Club.. but you get to go there to drive tractors.. dig holes, fill holes, dig out big rocks.. and drag heavy things around. You can bring your own tractor.. or rent one.

Or for the gun lovers.. combine them.. a Tractor/Hunting club.. you get to drive your tractor around and shoot stuff.. the best of both worlds! (I always see a groundhog running when I'm driving the tractor out on the farm.)