Tractoritis - Clinical Study

[Thomas]

A fellow TBNer told me to take 2 UDT pills per day,also drink plenty of{filters /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif} fluids.
Maybe if I drink more coffee I won't gel up,and leave my block heater plug in to help w/the fever. /w3tcompact/icons/hmm.gif

Sure hope I don't fall in the lines of this study. /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif/w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif/w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif/w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif

 

[MikePA]

As I gaze back over this thread...Wow, talk about topic drift. I think I've learned something, I'm just not sure what. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

 

[ronjhall]

Mike
<font color=blue> tractoritis re-emerges with a vengence. AdditionalAttachment aneurysms, Implement infarctions, FilledTire fever, TireChain coronaries, MoreSCV malaise, RemoteValve virus, TopNTilt tetanus, are just a few of the gruesome symptoms. Sadly, there is no known cure for those that exhibit Stage 2. </font color=blue>


There is a cure. /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif Get and do all those things.
Then Stage 3 sets in _____ Bigger Tractoritis /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

 

[scruffy]

Dang! Learned what was wrong with my 13 y.o. boy! It was THAT gestation period that messed him up! Boy! The things a guy learns on TBN! /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

 

[woodmills1]

THE CURE

 

[Thomas]

Thats more like teasing. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[toddwulf]

Actually , stage 4 is Bigger Tractoritis. Stage 3 is when symtpoms such as gottadigahole gout, movethedirt miocardial infarctions, mowing menengitis and justwannadrivit jaundice begin to exhibit themselves.

You know your borderline Stage 4 when you start to experience needmorelight narcosis and ChalkleyCup chamferring. At that point, it's time to start saving money for Stage 4's Biggertractoritis!

Cheers everyone!

Todd in Placerville