Unisex Watch

[Thomas]

Well Kubota now has a unisex watch on the market {talk about playing of words}..oh brother. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

Kinda funny in a way when our better half wears our t-shirt or jackets etc.. we call it sharing or his or hers...oh honey where is the unisex check book...yeah right.
Sure hope they come out w/a tractor model name Unisex. /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif/w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

Thomas..NH /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[uppermich]

Now Thomas.......... I think you may be beginning to understand women! /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif




Pat (Techno-Tractor Mom)

 

[Thomas]

You mean there hope for me yet. /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif/w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Thomas..NH /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[RJohnson]

NO! /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[uppermich]

My apologies if this offends anyone, but it is an oldie but goodie:

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
cry with her,
Romance her,
Cuddle her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hands,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the ends of the earth and back for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer.

Pat (Techno-Tractor Mom)

 

[MarkV]

To funny, Pat!

 

[Thomas]

uppermich,
Okay I printed the first part and shall study and I hope I pass the quiz..doubt it. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

The last part /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gifand know about tractors plus country life. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif


Thomas..NH /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[Bird]

Yep, Pat, I'd seen that one before, and it's absolutely true! What more could a man want?/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

Bird

 

[uppermich]

Well Thomas,

Life (and woman) is a continual pop quiz. Just when you think you've got one part studied for - the quiz is on something you've never heard of.........


Pat (Techno-Tractor Mom)

 

[Thomas]

So much to learn in such a short time about woman..<font color=red>I need help</font color=red><font color=black>!!
Wonder if its a male thing.</font color=black> /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Thomas..NH /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif