Dargo
Super Member
- Joined
- Mar 6, 2004
- Messages
- 5,981
- Location
- S. IN
- Tractor
- Jinma, Foton, TYM, Belarus, Yanmar, Branson, Montana, Mahindra and maybe some green and orange too.
Hey, how about a TractorKing? It would be cheaper than both. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif Uh, for those who might not know, this is a joke on my part...John will get it. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
* disclaimer * this post is not intended to insult anyone, no animals were harmed in the creation of this post, this is to serve as disclaimer in full for the received information, and or materials, but does not necessarily reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, my dog, or fish; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may not distribute and you may not make a profit from it; subject to change without notice; some items may be slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this tag under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this offer void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; product is provided "as is" without any warranties; user assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity employer; no shoes, no shirt, no service; quantities are limited, while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials which some may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if safety seal is broken; dangerous up to two miles; call before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse, improper maintenance or abuse; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and do not inhale fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; smoking is strictly prohibited; best safeguard is abstinence; no salt added; no artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induct vomiting, consult physician; ribbed for your pleasure; possible penalties for early withdrawal; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 or older to enter; does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, or other acts of God; electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, are not covered; do not expose to excessive heat; do not tilt shake or turn upside during use; keep out of reach of children; no warranties expressed or implied; improper use may result in serious bodily injury or death; do not take with other medications; may cause drowsiness or excitability in some children; avoid operating heavy machinery after exposure; please attach photo; unleaded fuel only; not responsible for lost or stolen items; proof of insurance is required; possible electric shock; warning, high voltage; use at your own risk; no trespassing; you have the right to remain silent; ear protection required; void if seal is broken; not for use if you are pregnant or have a heart condition or hypertension; warning, misuse or overuse may cause permanent blindness; be sure to wash hands after contact; by reading you accept the responsibility of promptly destroying all materials to ensure that they do not become available to others as per the Gramm Leach Bliley Act; no animals were used in the production of this item; some parts may have been assembled or compiled by deaf, blind, or mentally challenged persons; other restrictions may apply. Thank you very much, please watch your step. Intended for topical applications only. Internal ingestion may result in permanent impotence.
There, did I miss anything? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif And, yes, I've been up too long today!
* disclaimer * this post is not intended to insult anyone, no animals were harmed in the creation of this post, this is to serve as disclaimer in full for the received information, and or materials, but does not necessarily reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, my dog, or fish; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may not distribute and you may not make a profit from it; subject to change without notice; some items may be slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this tag under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this offer void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; product is provided "as is" without any warranties; user assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity employer; no shoes, no shirt, no service; quantities are limited, while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials which some may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if safety seal is broken; dangerous up to two miles; call before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse, improper maintenance or abuse; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and do not inhale fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; smoking is strictly prohibited; best safeguard is abstinence; no salt added; no artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induct vomiting, consult physician; ribbed for your pleasure; possible penalties for early withdrawal; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 or older to enter; does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, or other acts of God; electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, are not covered; do not expose to excessive heat; do not tilt shake or turn upside during use; keep out of reach of children; no warranties expressed or implied; improper use may result in serious bodily injury or death; do not take with other medications; may cause drowsiness or excitability in some children; avoid operating heavy machinery after exposure; please attach photo; unleaded fuel only; not responsible for lost or stolen items; proof of insurance is required; possible electric shock; warning, high voltage; use at your own risk; no trespassing; you have the right to remain silent; ear protection required; void if seal is broken; not for use if you are pregnant or have a heart condition or hypertension; warning, misuse or overuse may cause permanent blindness; be sure to wash hands after contact; by reading you accept the responsibility of promptly destroying all materials to ensure that they do not become available to others as per the Gramm Leach Bliley Act; no animals were used in the production of this item; some parts may have been assembled or compiled by deaf, blind, or mentally challenged persons; other restrictions may apply. Thank you very much, please watch your step. Intended for topical applications only. Internal ingestion may result in permanent impotence.
There, did I miss anything? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif And, yes, I've been up too long today!
