When we first bought our land I was doing some brush clearing. There was this tangled mess of Honey Suckle vines and brush that needed removing. The vines had climbed up some saplings so I went into the mess with a machete to cut down the vines.
Just before I whacked one of the vines I saw a Wasp nest about 20 feet away. And with the nest was, surprise!, a Wasp.

Hmmmmm, I said......
I figured I could cut the vine and be done before the Wasp could find me much less sting me.....
See where this is going? :laughing:
I swung.
I cut.
I got stung.
BAD!
That #$%^&*( Wasp somehow flew at light speed to sting me. It stung me just as I cut the vine. The boffin's need to study flying Wasps if we ever want to visit different solar systems. Wasps can exceed the speed of light.
I ain't kidding. :laughing:
Now getting stung was not TOO bad. WHERE I got stung was REAL bad. It could have been worse but it was bad enough. I will let the reader figure out a worse spot to be stung. :laughing:
That Wasp landed on the END of my nose and stung me IN my nose! :confused2:
Talk about P A I N!
I chopped. Wasp Stung. I ran, flinging the machete, and swatting at the Wasp. I swatted so hard that my watch flew off my arm.
Thankfully I flung the machete before swapping at my face. Get that in the wrong order and I REALLY would have had problems. :laughing:
My nose puffed up a bit and turned RED. I looked like WC Fields. And that is NOT good.

I had some sting ointment in the truck so I slathered that on my nose which did not really help much since I was stung IN my nose.

I had to sit down for an hour or two because my eyes were watering from the sting.
Light Speed Waspee went back to the nest....
I flooded the nest with Wasp spray.
Maybe I should have done that first? Maybe?


Later,
Dan