Weird Dream Share

[TractorGuy]

I had a couple of weird dreams last night. I assume we all have them so feel free to share yours.

Dream #1: I was doing something that involved having a tractor beside a fence and something I wanted pulled over the fence. (not clear on what it was) The tractor was John Deere green and had a half hood. The uncovered half of the hood had an exposed distributor cap with a coil position in the center and two plug wire positions on one side. I remember thinking it was strange for a diesel tractor to have a distributor cap. (none of the cap holes had wires plugged into them) At any rate I was standing behind the steering wheel and had a cow that I was coaxing to climb over the tractor and over the fence to pull whatever it was I wanted drug over the fence. The cow would climb over the hood and fence, get whatever it was, and climb back over the fence behind the tractor. On the third pass the cow stepped on the distributor cap and broke it. That ended the operation until the tractor could be repaired.

I have no basis for this other than owning a John Deere tractor. I have never really owned a cow but my grandfather had cows and I use to help an elderly neighbor with his cows years ago. I guess I kind of owned a cow when I was young. My granddaddy gave me a bull to train in lieu of a horse I wanted. The bull trained me to dismount to avoid being thrown in the briar patch by the barn so we ate him.

Dream #2: I stopped by a Harley Davidson dealer on my way to work and bought a new Sportster. It had a long tank with flat sides and top so it didn't look anything like a Sportster. I rode it around the corner a couple of blocks to where I was working at another Harley dealership. I was showing it to my co-worker/girlfriend and she ridiculed the way the bike looked. (not sure why I had a girlfriend) I couldn't stand the thought of having bought a NEW motorcycle that didn't look right so after work I tried to return it and cancel the contract. (I had financed it for 4 years)

I currently own a 2007 1200C Sportster and I did work at a Harley dealer in 1975.

 

[bunyip]

It is a sign of insedurity and you hated yor father as well as having a deathwish and no respect for women.
Where do I send the bil?

 

[dodge man]

I don't know what the dream means but without a doubt the cow is symbolic of a father figure and the tractor represents GOD, since its a JD.

 

[TractorGuy]

It is a sign of insedurity and you hated yor father as well as having a deathwish and no respect for women.
Where do I send the bil?

Thanks but this was an attempt at sharing humor.

I wasn't seeking nor will I pay for unqualified analysis.

 

[bunyip]

Note my avatar but I shall forego the bill

 

[dodge man]

You've got me wrong, I am to qualified, at what I don't know.

 

[Shaneard]

I had a dream last night someone had a piece of 80 grit sandpaper and was sanding my nose. Woke up and the cat was licking me.

 

[Industrial Toys]

I have a hard time picking a name for a pet, yet many of my dreams are more like movies, and everyone has names. Complex stuff has terminology that I look up when I wake up and there is no such terminology. I'm always just left wondering, who makes this stuff up?

 

[Big Barn]

It is a sign of insedurity and you hated yor father as well as having a deathwish and no respect for women.
Where do I send the bil?

I LOVE your business model. Boilerplate analysis online / e-transfer of funds. Way better than my drive through shrink disaster.

 

[Alan W.]

Its your conscience bothering you for all the bad decisions youve made in your life. These dreams will only get worse until you repent and trade that satanic John Deere for a Kubota.

The cow could represent your sorry for eating beef and are secretly want to go vegan. Or it could be a fat chick ya dated in school.

Truth is I gave up on the Dr. opinions long ago. Meds are where its at. They dont judge or try to tell ya whats wrong with your life. When ya finally see the Indian all us revealed.