Weird Dream Share

[Fuddy1952]

I had a couple of weird dreams last night. I assume we all have them so feel free to share yours.

Dream #1: I was doing something that involved having a tractor beside a fence and something I wanted pulled over the fence. (not clear on what it was) The tractor was John Deere green and had a half hood. The uncovered half of the hood had an exposed distributor cap with a coil position in the center and two plug wire positions on one side. I remember thinking it was strange for a diesel tractor to have a distributor cap. (none of the cap holes had wires plugged into them) At any rate I was standing behind the steering wheel and had a cow that I was coaxing to climb over the tractor and over the fence to pull whatever it was I wanted drug over the fence. The cow would climb over the hood and fence, get whatever it was, and climb back over the fence behind the tractor. On the third pass the cow stepped on the distributor cap and broke it. That ended the operation until the tractor could be repaired.

I have no basis for this other than owning a John Deere tractor. I have never really owned a cow but my grandfather had cows and I use to help an elderly neighbor with his cows years ago. I guess I kind of owned a cow when I was young. My granddaddy gave me a bull to train in lieu of a horse I wanted. The bull trained me to dismount to avoid being thrown in the briar patch by the barn so we ate him.

Dream #2: I stopped by a Harley Davidson dealer on my way to work and bought a new Sportster. It had a long tank with flat sides and top so it didn't look anything like a Sportster. I rode it around the corner a couple of blocks to where I was working at another Harley dealership. I was showing it to my co-worker/girlfriend and she ridiculed the way the bike looked. (not sure why I had a girlfriend) I couldn't stand the thought of having bought a NEW motorcycle that didn't look right so after work I tried to return it and cancel the contract. (I had financed it for 4 years)

I currently own a 2007 1200C Sportster and I did work at a Harley dealer in 1975.

This is too weird! I had those exact same dreams last night!!!!!

 

[Fuddy1952]

On the subject of dreams...this ever happened to anyone? I'm in a room with 10 gorgeous babes...I mean absolute perfection. There's a case of whipped cream and "WHAM!" something heavy falls over in the next room. I finally get back to sleep only to dream I'm mucking out a barn.

 

[bunyip]

Or they are all kissing you and it's the dog licking your mouth.
My original analysis was based on what I have heard from social workers who feel they can offer an accurate assessment in a heartbeat, plus a few episodes oof MASH.

 

[oosik]

I'm in the Taco Wagon and trying to find the correct road to drive into a large city. I can never find the correct road and end up in a very unfavorable part of the city. Before anything bad happens - I wake up.

I had this happen, to a limited extent, once. Trying to find a specific location in Portland, OR. Drove past the off ramp, going in the wrong direction, two times. The third time - "To H*LL with it. Put vehicle in 4WD. Drove across the grass median, thru the hedge row and onto the correct off ramp." I could only barely hear the blaring horns. This happened thirty two years ago.

 

[Alan W.]

Ill plead the fifth.

Any resemblance to reality in what I said was purely coincidental.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

On the subject of dreams...this ever happened to anyone? I'm in a room with 10 gorgeous babes...I mean absolute perfection. There's a case of whipped cream and "WHAM!" something heavy falls over in the next room. I finally get back to sleep only to dream I'm mucking out a barn.

That's an easy one, those 10 babes are actually the cows. The wham is the ship hitting the floor. So start mucking...

 

[dragoneggs]

Subscribed... my problem is by the time I try to recall the dream and tell the wife... I don't remember most of the good stuff. And that is probably saving me a slap upside the head anyways.

 

[Imold]

Flying. Teeth falling out. Hand Full of Cash....My 3 Dreams .........Then I wake up before the end every time.

 

[cqaigy2]

I'm in the Taco Wagon and trying to find the correct road to drive into a large city. I can never find the correct road and end up in a very unfavorable part of the city. Before anything bad happens - I wake up.

I had this happen, to a limited extent, once. Trying to find a specific location in Portland, OR. Drove past the off ramp, going in the wrong direction, two times. The third time - "To H*LL with it. Put vehicle in 4WD. Drove across the grass median, thru the hedge row and onto the correct off ramp." I could only barely hear the blaring horns. This happened thirty two years ago.

Uhm a friend of mine heard this from a friends brothers, father-inlaw, about someone doing something similar some um place around a large town in OR, but it was in a 1966 red bronco, or so i was told. But you have to admit, that's some coincidence. Also left a hole thru a hedge.

 

[dragoneggs]

Flying. Teeth falling out. Hand Full of Cash....My 3 Dreams .........Then I wake up before the end every time.

Funny you mention 'flying'! I had many a dream about flying as a youngster. Wish I still had those dreams. I swear I actually could fly it seemed so real. The only scary part was hitting power lines. I remember paying very close attention to any lines that might be in my path. I remember the stress 'in my dreams' of getting past them on ascent and descent. I loved those dreams!!!