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[JDgreen227]

My wife would have shot the kitchen full of holes then call and said "what do I do now"

If she didn't get the varmint with the first salvo, tell her: "Reload, and aim better this time..."

:laughing:

 

[MoKelly]

Remember the Indian Jones movies and how he was sooooo afraid of snakes? Well ... that is me. I don't blame your wife one bit!:ashamed:

MoKelly

 

[JDgreen227]

Remember the Indian Jones movies and how he was sooooo afraid of snakes? Well ... that is me. I don't blame your wife one bit!:ashamed:

MoKelly

Indian Jones....nope, don't recall that one...Indiana Jones, yup, I do that one. :laughing:

 

[TripleR]

My wife killed a rather large rattle snake in our back yard with a Sig 220 in .45 ACP; tasted pretty good.:thumbsup:

 

[Taylortractornut]

Back a few years ago I had a friend come to me to see if I could retrieve his canoe. I asked from where. He said 350 HWY. That hwy has alot of swampy areas from beaver dams. We took a canoe out and found it under water, and got a hook in it. I had to make a hombrew winch for my tractor to pull it out. We got it out and I saw a gas in the bottom like a shotgun pattern. I got it out of him what had happened. He and his girlfriend were in the canoe at each end catfishing. He said his gf got a a bite and reeled in the catch and just flopped it into the middle of the boat. It was a big cotton mouth. She had the 410 snake charmer on her end of the boat and instead of pulling the fishing pole up and hanging the catch over the boat and blasting she shot it in the floor of the boat.

 

[Sammy the red]

Now thats funny ! :laughing:

 

[jmurray01]

When you said you saw your wife holding your pistol I just imagined you all in wild west clothing with your son and wife pointing guns at you and a tumble weed blowing past...

Move over Clint! :laughing:

 

[JDgreen227]

When you said you saw your wife holding your pistol I just imagined you all in wild west clothing with your son and wife pointing guns at you and a tumble weed blowing past...

Move over Clint! :laughing:

What would young guy who wears a kilt know about Westerns, anyhow?

 

[Mounted Madness]

If she didn't get the varmint with the first salvo, tell her: "Reload, and aim better this time..."

:laughing:

What did the wife do when she saw her husband flopping about in the back yard???

She shot him again!

Okay, old joke from and old guy. Just seemed fitting for this thread...

 

[jmurray01]

What would young guy who wears a kilt know about Westerns, anyhow?

We do have television here you know! :laughing: