A slight departure, but here's an oldie but goodie.....
A guy jumped out of a perfectly good airplane with a parachute strapped to his back. At the predetermined time, he pulled the rip cord, nothing happened. He pulled the backup-chute chord, nothing happened.
As he fell while holding 2 rip chords, he stared at the ground, wondering where he will meet his demise. Then he noticed a dot getting larger, it was getting larger logarithmically faster than the good earth. Very quickly, that dot grew to reveal that it was a man approaching him in mid air!
Thinking quickly, the parachutist yelled to the man; Hey buddy, do you know anything about parachutes?!?! The fast approaching man with his pants on fire yelled back; NO, do you know anything about welding hydraulic tanks?!?!
A slight departure, but here's an oldie but goodie.....
A guy jumped out of a perfectly good airplane with a parachute strapped to his back. At the predetermined time, he pulled the rip cord, nothing happened. He pulled the backup-chute chord, nothing happened.
As he fell while holding 2 rip chords, he stared at the ground, wondering where he will meet his demise. Then he noticed a dot getting larger, it was getting larger logarithmically faster than the good earth. Very quickly, that dot grew to reveal that it was a man approaching him in mid air!
Thinking quickly, the parachutist yelled to the man; Hey buddy, do you know anything about parachutes?!?! The fast approaching man with his pants on fire yelled back; NO, do you know anything about welding hydraulic tanks?!?!
I have read where people used dry ice to repair gas tanks. Haven't tried it myself.