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A week after the terrorist attacks, President Bush was invited to Kabul to
have dinner with the leader of Afghanistan in his mansion. When he got
there, he noticed that next to the leader was a panel of buttons. Halfway
into dinner he pushes one of the buttons and a giant hand comes out of the
wall and slaps bush. The Afghans present get a good laugh out of this.
As George gets up a few minutes later to use the bathroom, he presses another
button. This time a giant foot comes out of the wall and kicks him right in
the butt.
After he returns from the bathroom the leader presses one more button and
both the hand and the foot come out and slap and kick George around for a
little while. The whole time the Afghans are getting a huge laugh out of
this.
A week after that the leader of Afghanistan is invited to have dinner with
Bush in the White House. When he gets there he notices that Bush has a panel
as well, right next to him. A few minutes into the dinner George pushes one
of the buttons and the whole places starts rumbling. The leader gets
worried, but nothing happens, and they continue eating.
A few minutes later George pushes another button and more rumbling occurs and
eventually stops again. This time nervously the leader asks "What the hell
was that?"
Bush ignores him. A few more minutes later he pushes the button again and
even more rumbling than before occurs, and again with no effect. This time
The leader says "Okay that's it. This is really getting me nervous, I'm
going back to Afghanistan."
And Bush says "What Afghanistan?"
have dinner with the leader of Afghanistan in his mansion. When he got
there, he noticed that next to the leader was a panel of buttons. Halfway
into dinner he pushes one of the buttons and a giant hand comes out of the
wall and slaps bush. The Afghans present get a good laugh out of this.
As George gets up a few minutes later to use the bathroom, he presses another
button. This time a giant foot comes out of the wall and kicks him right in
the butt.
After he returns from the bathroom the leader presses one more button and
both the hand and the foot come out and slap and kick George around for a
little while. The whole time the Afghans are getting a huge laugh out of
this.
A week after that the leader of Afghanistan is invited to have dinner with
Bush in the White House. When he gets there he notices that Bush has a panel
as well, right next to him. A few minutes into the dinner George pushes one
of the buttons and the whole places starts rumbling. The leader gets
worried, but nothing happens, and they continue eating.
A few minutes later George pushes another button and more rumbling occurs and
eventually stops again. This time nervously the leader asks "What the hell
was that?"
Bush ignores him. A few more minutes later he pushes the button again and
even more rumbling than before occurs, and again with no effect. This time
The leader says "Okay that's it. This is really getting me nervous, I'm
going back to Afghanistan."
And Bush says "What Afghanistan?"
