What Afghanistan?

   / What Afghanistan? #11  
Subject: Air show

First Annual Kabul Air Show Scheduled
(AP) Kabul, Afghanistan
17:52GMT - Sept. 20, 2001

Citizens of Afghanistan are reportedly looking forward with great anticipation to reports of an international air show to be held in the skies over their nation.

An unnamed official informed us that "Now the rest of the world will look upon our beloved city with great honor just as they do in Farnborough, England and Paris, France", referring to the sites of two other famous international air shows.

The exact date and time of the upcoming Kabul International Air Show has not yet been announced. It is believed that event organizers feel that such an announcement would detract from the fun of the celebration by, "spoiling the surprise".

Unlike most air shows the Kabul Air Show will feature almost no static ground displays but will have an unusually high number of aerial demonstrations and fly-bys. "We are most pleased by this feature of our air show. Instead of a lot of
different kinds of airplanes just sitting around on the tarmac, the aircraft attending our show will actually be up in the air demonstrating what they do best!" we were told.
Participation will probably be heaviest by aircraft of the United States Air Force and Marine Corps. Including appearances by F-15's, F-16's, A-10's, B-52's and Apache helicopters. It is rumored that opening ceremonies will feature a tomahawk-cruise fireworks display. A few B-2's, and F-117A's may also help out in some unseen capacity.

Several other counties have expressed an interest in sending representatives. These include all nineteen nations in the NATO alliance as well as Australia. The excitement generated for this gala event has even prompted the Israeli Air Force to apply for participation.

Of course, no one is more excited than the Afghan people themselves. Great numbers of them are in the streets of Kabul looking constantly heavenward in gratitude for the historic event, which will soon take place in their skies.

It has been observed that some are so concerned about missing the show that even as they bow to the East they keep snatching worried glances towards the West. Thousands, in fact, have been seen leaving the city and streaming to the mountains carrying food and blankets - obviously anxious to get a good vantage point for the air
show, and to make a picnic of it.


P.S.
I just got this today, and would'nt ya know it, we missed the opening ceremonies. But I hear that the repeat performances will go on for a while.
 
   / What Afghanistan? #12  
I am sure Bird will get a kick out of this but some of you non-Texas fellars may not. Anyhow enjoy/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif.

"Apparently the Texas A&M ROTC has just surrounded a department store in College Station. They acted on a tip that Bed Linen is on the second floor."


or maybe you might enjoy this newflash:

The US government just announced that a crack team of commando's trained at Texas A&M have just raided the veterinary school at Texas A&M and captured all of the Afghans. They reported few casualties.


Have a great day.
Randy
 
   / What Afghanistan? #13  
Sounds about normal, Randy./w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

Bird
 
   / What Afghanistan? #14  
Having lived in Austin for 3 years, sounds like a true Longhorn.
 
   / What Afghanistan? #15  
Allright!!!!...Pretty slick but I can remember when kids got beat up in school for spending that much time on a computer. SteveV
 
   / What Afghanistan? #16  
Not necessarily Glenn, during the time I spent at A&M, Aggie joke books were sold in all the book stores. I don't think a week went by that I didn't hear 2 or 3. I guess Aggies like the jokes as much, if not more, than the tea sippers./w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Ernie
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