About once - every other month - I mow the grass on the edges of the driveway. No problem with rocks - I've already found them with the mower and moved them. Ages ago.
It looks so nice I decide to mow the center of the road. Out and beyond my inner gate.
So I'm happy in the morning sun and mowing down the center for about 200 yards.
All of a sudden - WHUP, WHUP, WHUP - and this God awful stink.
The biggest, smelliest pile of cow poop I've ever seen. And the mower "fogged" this big pile and it completely encased the mower and ME.
Have you ever TASTED fogged cow poop. Well, I have.