What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Leroy Brown]

In the words of Ted Nugent
"I think vegetarian's are cool. I eat them exclusively with the exception of the occasional Mountain Lion Steak"

 

[creekbend]

Speak the TRUTH, even if it leads to your Death.

 

[smilinjak]

On being smooth: Smooth as a school Marm's leg.
Well built: Built like a Flint & Walley windmill
Absolute favorite : I will give up my guns when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

 

[Jim Shooz]

Well Built: Built like a brick sh*thouse

 

[patrick_g]

Back in the early '70's' two of the most popular bumper stickers were:

"Save the Whales" and

"No Nukes"

This induced another popular bumper sticker that said:

"Nuke the Whales"

Yeah but... I liked the bumper sticker, "Nuke the gay whales!"

Runner up, "Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick!"

Remember, you can't clear up the water till you get the pigs out of the pond. (Think White House.)

 

[YesDeere]

Save the bay sticker. Turned into pave the bay. Chesapeake that is

 

[sixdogs]

Heard one the other day with the company owner talking to employess about an issue.
He said something to the effect of "What we have here, guys, is a "shucks"* sandwich and everybody's gonna have to take a bite".


*substitute word

 

[creekbend]

Here's another similar version: Having to eat a "shucks" sandwich, but without the BREAD. shucks - substitute word.

 

[wdchyd]

"Better to be judged by a jury of 12 then be carried by friends and family of 6"

 

[Ilikeurtractor]

"If a man would treat his friends as he treats his family, he'd have no friends" - I know this isn't true across the board, but unfortunately I've seen it too many times to not disregard it.