What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[mvwicker]

Quote from full metal jacket! LOL

"What is your major malfunction???"

--the line is funny, even if the scene isn't.

 

[/pine]

"If you hear hooves...think horses...not zebras"

 

[BobRip]

My signature.

 

[bcp]

My signature.

That reminds me of this one:

I can't do it.
I watch you do it.
I help you do it.
You help me do it.
You watch me do it.
I can do it.

 

[Raindem]

Grab them by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.

 

[madmax12]

Grab them by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.

If I want her heart and mind to follow...I'm really hoping she has no balls to grab her by.

Just sayin'...

 

[weldermike]

If I want her heart and mind to follow...I'm really hoping she has no balls to grab her by.

Just sayin'...

Then go with the nipples! LOL, you cant lose then

 

[Olmike]

An old farmer told this when he was hiring high school kids for hay help. "one boy is a good boy.Two boys are half a boy. Three boys are no boy."

 

[mvwicker]

Juxtaposition with nothing in between implies multiplication.

 

[cobb71]

never monkey around with another monkeys monkey.