What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[drssg]

Every landing you walk away from is a good one.

A great landing is when they can also reuse the plane.

 

[BravoXray]

Every landing you walk away from is a good one.

A great landing is when you can use the plane again.

 

[goeduck]

I spent a lot of money on Booze, Women and Muscle Cars. The rest I shamefully squandered.

 

[sixdogs]

The ship of democracy, which has weathered all storms, may sink through the mutiny of those on board.

Grover Cleveland

 

[2LaneCruzer]

What do us country folks do with all of the food we raise in our big garden? We eat what we can; and what we can't, we can.

 

[sixdogs]

" there is no such thing as too much horsepower "

Also "no replacement for displacement"

 

[/pine]

The number one cause of dry skin is...towels...!

 

[Alan46]

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

 

[BravoXray]

Referring to cars in the 60s, "If it don't go, chrome it."

 

[tallyho8]

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane.
Waylon Jennings

 

[PILOON]

Shut up and eat your snowshoes!
(Jack Benny,?)

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Waylon had a lot of quotable quotes; one of which I couldn't find, but it went something like this:

"I was using about $3000 worth of cocaine a week; it doesn't take long to figure out that runs into money".

 

[dnw64]

A carpenter friend "I do my best and caulk the rest".

Cut with an axe, whittle to fit, putty to fill and paint to match.

 

[BravoXray]

Measure with a micrometer, mark wth a crayon, and cut with an axe.

 

[scaredychicken]

dippy-do ... a term I use for someone who didn't think thing through properly

apparently it is also a term for a doll, and the name of a song - who knew ?

 

[/pine]

Cut with an axe, whittle to fit, putty to fill and paint to match.

measure it with a micrometer...mark it with a crayon...cut it with an axe...
...Calk and paint...make it what it aint...!

I can't see it from my house...!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

dippy-do ... a term I use for someone who didn't think thing through properly

apparently it is also a term for a doll, and the name of a song - who knew ?

Here's what I recall...It's called Dippity Do; something for the lady's hair.

 

[reb]

Our ISO 2000 guidelines:

Measure with a micrometer
Mark with a grease pencil
Cut with a hacksaw
File to fit
Fill gaps with epoxy
Paint

 

[Thomas]

Chrome don't get you home.

 

[sixdogs]

Life follows the old 80/20 rule.

20% of the people do 80% of the work.
80% of problems are caused by 20% of the people.
80% of the crimes are committed by 20% of the criminals.
etc...

 

[bcp]

...and 100% of the crimes are committed by criminals.



Bruce

 

[Fuddy1952]

I'm right 98% of the time
I don't worry about the other 3%

 

[drssg]

Life follows the old 80/20 rule.

20% of the people do 80% of the work.
80% of problems are cause byd 20% of the people.
80% of the crimes are committed by 20% of the criminals.
etc...

We used to have that rule in computer programming. 80% of the functionality can be provided with 20% of the work. Most of the time is spent covering all the little odd-ball scenarios.

 

[CalG]

There is nothing to gain in arguing with an idiot.

 

[/pine]

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?...!

 

[CalG]

To become old and wise, one must have been young and dumb!

 

[CalG]

can't dance, and it's too wet to plow.....

 

[Fuddy1952]

Too thick to drink too thin to plow.

 

[dragoneggs]

As my mom used to say... "don't judge a man before you walk a mile in his moccasins"

 

[bcp]

Never eat at a place that advertises "EATS."

Bruce

 

[kenmbz]

My favorite rest stop sign along I91 in Connecticut.

Eat Here, Get Gas

 

[drssg]

As my mom used to say... "don't judge a man before you walk a mile in his moccasins"

At that point, you can safely judge him, because he's a mile away, and he has no shoes.

 

[dnw64]

can't see it from my house...!

We used to say "Looks good from my house".

 

[dnw64]

Life follows the old 80/20 rule.

20% of the people do 80% of the work.
80% of problems are caused by 20% of the people.
80% of the crimes are committed by 20% of the criminals.
etc...

There's even a "law" about that. It's called "the Pareto principle".

 

[dnw64]

I'm right 98% of the time
I don't worry about the other 3%

 

[/pine]

Proctologists favorite a!bum...

Dark Side Of The Moon.

 

[scaredychicken]

I like this one ... from NEWSBOYS "Going Public" album

"When we don't get what we deserve
That's a real good thing, a real good thing
When we get what we don't deserve
That's a real good thing, a real good thing"

pretty deep ...

 

[sixdogs]

One I had forgotten

"Don't confuse wisdom with a bull market"