What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[smilinjak]

A little bit of powder and a little bit of paint
makes a little lady just what she ain't.

 

[dickfoster]

In aviation it was said that the only way to become a millionaire was to start with 2 million.

In aviation I always heard "There are old pilots and bold pilots but no old bold pilots." Along with "You can't use the runway behind you or the altitude above you."

 

[Howling]

"Ya can't fix stupid" is a good one and all too true. I don't know who gets the credit for it.

I heard it as two part

You can fix ugly, but you can't fix stupid.

 

[toppop52]

"Slicker than owl ****!"

 

[RedNeckGeek]

I don't care what you call me, but you doesn't have to call me Johnston.

or

I don't care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner.

 

[dickfoster]

I heard it as two part

You can fix ugly, but you can't fix stupid.

Yep, that too.

 

[jerrybob]

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. -Groucho Marx

 

[dickfoster]

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. -Groucho Marx

:laughing:

 

[dickfoster]

"Playing with that thing will make you go blind!" I'll bet you've all heard that one.

 

[Gary Fowler]

Dad always taught me to:

"Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without!"

Still live by it to this day...

I live by that quote also just like my Father. He would fix anything rather than buy new because money was always tight. Even though I could now easily afford to buy new for anything that breaks, I still fix any thing I can and make something to work rather than shop for a new item. In today's world, hardly anything is made to last nor to be fixed so it gives me lots of pleasure to fix something so it lasts longer rather than shop for a new one.