What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[EagleTDL]

Since someone used my favorite, which is the 7-P statement, I'll go with the following:

1) As folks are leaving the house, "Come back when you can't stay as long..."
2) A variation of some earlier posts, "He couldn't find his arse with detailed instructions"
3) And lastly, applicable to most situations, "WTFO??"

 

[k0ua]

Too stupid to pour Pi$$ out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel.

 

[RoyJackson]

Too stupid to pour Pi$$ out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel.

I got a pair of boots like that...

 

[kudzu04]

Trying is the first step toward failure. Homer Simpson
I don't carry a grudge. As soon as I get even with the s.o.b., I forget all about it. Winston Churchill

 

[TroySD]

How about the only three answers on the french plumbers exam

hot on the left, cold on the right, $#1T don't go up.....

I thought it was Air goes up, ***** goes down, payday's on Friday, don't chew your fingernails

 

[Johnp33]

My grandfather when someone was trying to get him to try the latest and greatest thing, as he was walking away would:thumbsup: say" I guess-so maybe not"

 

[creekbend]

A penny Saved is a penny Earned.

 

[Rod in Forfar]

Two to add:

Words of advice to those in public life:

If the shoe fits, chew it.

My motto through a five-year stone house renovation:

By the time I'd figured out how to do it, the job was done.

(It also applied surprisingly well to all aspects of parenthood.)

Rod

Walnut Diary

 

[Combustix]

Two to add:

Words of advice to those in public life:

If the shoe fits, chew it.

My motto through a five-year stone house renovation:

By the time I'd figured out how to do it, the job was done.

(It also applied surprisingly well to all aspects of parenthood.)

Rod

Walnut Diary

Buddy of mine would say can't see it from my house when we came across a problem building my garage

People on bridge tours would ask me if I ever ran into anything and I would reply nothing that my lawyer will allow me to admit to.

 

[polo1665]

Buddy of mine would say can't see it from my house when we came across a problem building my garage.

Around here we say "A blind man on galloping horse would never see it"