What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Jstpssng]

What planet does this work on?

Hence your chosen name... also one reason for mine.

 

[Jstpssng]

From the movie "Tombstone"

Heckler; "You're so drunk that you must be seeing double!"
Doc Holiday; "I have two guns, one for each of you."

 

[Root Cause]

Probably been quoted here but....

"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne

 

[/pine]

Reincarnation is a pre-existing condition...!

 

[Root Cause]

Rust never sleeps

 

[Fuddy1952]

I love the Marx brothers. Two from Groucho:

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." W.C. Fields

 

[BOB_UK]

PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL

ARE ESPECIALLY ANNOYING

TO THOSE OF US THAT DO

 

[/pine]

All pessimists, optimists and realists...take note...
That glass with the water you are always arguing about...I drank it...!

Sign me 'an opportunist'...!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"And now, for the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate!"

 

[MoKelly]

“If you really look closely, most overnight successes took a long time”.

- Steve Jobs

 

[beowulf]

Another John Wayne quote: Everyone gets dead, it was just his turn.

 

[MoKelly]

Courage is being scared, but saddling up anyway.

- John Wayne

 

[goeduck]

No soup for you!

-Seinfeld show

 

[Frankenkubota]

Sure as a goose goes barefoot

granny

 

[MoKelly]

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"James Lewis...get away from that wheel barrow...you know you don't know nuthin' about machinery!" Brother Dave Gardner

 

[MoKelly]

“Risk comes from not knowing what you are doing”.

- Warren Buffett

 

[Xfaxman]

 

[BOB_UK]

Spike Milligan's epitaph 'I told you I was ill'​