What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[wdchyd]

Along those lines - in the words of Roseanne Rosannadana: "If it ain't somethin', it's somethin' else"

:laughing:

 

[buckeyefarmer]

She's flatter than two bb's on a 2x4.

We would just say flatter than a 2x 4

 

[lilranch2001]

I think I dated her.......

 

[lman]

Colder than a witch's t!t

in a brass bra!!!!

 

[bunyip]

Women with a sarcastic demeanour we call vinegar ****.

 

[/pine]

"...Anything over a mouthful is wasted..."

'Mothers of Invention'

 

[goeduck]

Given the holiday.......
The Whole Famn Damily is Here!

 

[smilinjak]

My absolute all time favorite saying is
MERRY CHRISTMAS ����
Smilinjak

 

[lilranch2001]

I agree, I remember back some 20 years ago, my first visit to Corporate at Christmas time, after escalating up the ladder and I was wishing people "Merry Christmas".

Many people would just give me the "look" and return a "happy holidays".

It did not change my greeting.

Today that NONO is almost forgotten.

 

[Complete Turf Care]

An old drinking buddy from my youth used to say on Monday mornings, " I feel like Ive been eaten by a coyote and sh*t over a cliff". I've had a few of those days too.

Similar to that is "You look like you've been shot at and missed and sh*t at and hit"