What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[crash325]

From a commercial

If you have taken this drug it may cause xys, zsy or zbk and that could lead to death. Should that happen, call us right away, you may be due some compensation.

Law office of We Don't know Crap

 

[Iplayfarmer]

"I think someone put a stop payment on your reality check."

 

[RoyJackson]

"I think someone put a stop payment on your reality check."

That's a good one!
Make a good signature line too.

 

[hitekcountry]

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Will Rogers

 

[5030]

My newest and favorite saying is.....

Obama in 2012, brought to you by the dysfunctional Republicans......:thumbsup:

 

[Pixguy]

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Will Rogers

I like that one, hopefully I can remember it.

Nah, I have CRS disease.

 

[Mace Canute]

Freeze in the dark...

 

[chucko]

not worth the powder it would take to blow his azz up

 

[Bigfoot62]

not worth the powder it would take to blow his azz up

Just a little different twist on that one:

"Not worth the bullet or the hole it would take to bury him."

 

[chucko]

Five twos make a ten