What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Iplayfarmer]

I wouldn't call this one a favorite quote, but it makes me smile everytime I think of it...

"Arguing with you is like competing in the Special Olympics. In the end you may win, but you're still a ******."

 

[Vinmech]

Here's one most will agree is true,

The older I get, the better I was!

 

[RoyJackson]

So Roy....

You are telling us your hat is either Brilliant or ___________?

:laughing::laughing:

David

Nah, the hat is just a hat...

But sometimes I'm brilliant...and sometimes I'm just full of sh*t!

 

[foggy1111]

Signs on my Dad's office walls in the 50's:

"All fishermen are liars, except you and me.....and sometimes I'm not too sure about you".


"Why is it? We get too soon old and too late smart."


"If you want good clean oats, you must pay a fair price. But, if you can be satisfied with oats that have already been run through our horse.....those come a little cheaper."

 

[beppington]

Youth is wasted on the young

 

[Brokermike]

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken schit

 

[dusty74]

MIND OVER MATTER

I DON'T MIND IT DON'T MATTER

 

[r8nger]

The harder you work, the luckier you get!!

 

[dmccarty]

"You can't shine s--t but you can dry it out and paint it". ---Bill Clinton

They shined s--t on Myth Busters. :laughing:

Guess this was something else that Bill got wrong.

Later,
Dan

 

[beppington]

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still gonna be a pig.