What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[MossflowerWoods]

I saw this on a bumper sticker
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein

:laughing::laughing::laughing: I'm crying here... :laughing::laughing::laughing:

David

 

[sixdogs]

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

 

[chucko]

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

My wife always ask me when I am going to grow up and I say "why"

 

[sixdogs]

Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[ArtMech]

Too much to check in a thread, whether it is written already, but we can hear saying around us in original (English) language: 'Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you'.
Not often, but ...

 

[fenix]

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming , Holy shi* What a Ride!"

 

[weldermike]

Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Booooo! Stinko! LOL, only kiddin!

 

[PILOON]

Sen on bumpers!

Helicopter pilots get it up faster!
also;
Carpenters make better lovers!

 

[sixdogs]

Champagne taste; beer budget.

 

[creekbend]

:laughing::laughing::laughing: I'm crying here... :laughing::laughing::laughing:

David

:laughing::laughing: X2 Thanks for posting.