What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Iplayfarmer]

The only three answers on the redneck plumbers exam..??


Hot on the left, cold on the right.......$#it don't go up

I thought there was something about don't bite your fingernails.

 

[Short Game]

I'll be an optimist to the bitter end.

 

[HiddenHollow]

I am trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ***.:thumbsup:

 

[wdchyd]

I thought there was something about don't bite your fingernails.

:laughing::laughing:......Good one, that too.....:thumbsup:

 

[Bison]

If it ain't dutch,...it ain't much.:laughing:

 

[chucko]

Dry as a popcorn fart

 

[MossflowerWoods]

Dry as a popcorn fart

Reminds me of...

Juicier that a beer fart in Church...

David

 

[Redneck in training]

Vulgarity is an ignorant mind trying to express it's self. Not needed to get a valid point across!

Every morning you should enjoy a cup of shut the f*ck up.

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.” - Mark Twain.
See it's easy to find quotes for or against anything.

 

[Bigfoot62]

The boss is driving me like a bent nail!

 

[Bigfoot62]

Seen on a T-shirt:
"I spend most of my money on my dumptruck.
I waste the rest."

(I own and drive a dumptruck, so I identify with this)